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Title: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: FaliniFyreheart on January 07, 2017, 09:03:10 PM
Grant and corrupt the wish above you in an ironic, funny way.

Player 1: I wish I could fly.
Player 2: You can fly, but the only way to land is just fall to the ground. I wish I lived in France.
Player 3: Granted, but you can't speak French. I wish I could travel around the world.
Player 4: You can travel, but only on foot. I wish I had a pool.

Etc.

I will start with:
I wish I had unlimited coffee.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Roescoe on July 18, 2018, 02:46:23 PM
You have unlimited coffee, but you have to spend every day, dawn till dusk, harvesting it.
I wish I had a pony
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Death on July 20, 2018, 05:47:46 PM
Granted, you now have a pony but it suffers from irritable bowel syndrome and is always gassy.

I wish i could go deep sea diving on a remote island.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: blackeyedgamer on July 25, 2018, 11:02:37 AM
Granted, but the sea has a kraken.I wish I could play a very realistic rpg, virtual reality style.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Larvitar22 on July 27, 2018, 01:43:55 PM
Granted but it turns into the real life version of SAO, and out of all things, you die to a fish on the final floor that was level 1 and explosive, something you had practice with.

I wish for a 24 legged Hydra Giraffe
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Roescoe on July 27, 2018, 10:59:01 PM
Granted, but the Hydra is confined to a wheelchair and you have to push him to all his daily activities. Also his head has a habit of falling on your face.

I wish I could travel to another galaxy.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Larvitar22 on July 28, 2018, 03:07:10 PM
Granted, but its the chocolate bar and you are eaten by yourself due to a mysterious time space issue

I wish for one singular cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Death on July 28, 2018, 06:46:42 PM
Granted, but the cookie is so hard that you break your teeth on the first bite and no dentist is willing to fix it. You also have a really bad lisp now due to the missing teeth.

I wish i had a motorcycle.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Larvitar22 on August 04, 2018, 02:35:47 PM
Granted but the very moment you sit on it you are dragged into an episode of scooby doo and you are the villain, in fact you had been out to steal all the scooby snacks.

I wish for a space rift
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: FaliniFyreheart on May 03, 2019, 05:29:30 AM
Granted, but it sucks in the entire Earth and everyone and everything dies.

I wish I had a new house.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: Rycast on June 07, 2019, 03:58:54 PM
Granted, but every night you sleep a monster creeps up from the floor boards and tickles your feet.


I wish I had a nice car.
Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish
Post by: unone666 on July 04, 2019, 09:28:20 AM

Granted, you have a nice car but its wrecked and your insurance doesn't cover it. I wish I had a dragon