Grant and corrupt the wish above you in an ironic, funny way.
Player 1: I wish I could fly.
Player 2: You can fly, but the only way to land is just fall to the ground. I wish I lived in France.
Player 3: Granted, but you can't speak French. I wish I could travel around the world.
Player 4: You can travel, but only on foot. I wish I had a pool.
I will start with:
I wish I had unlimited coffee.